White coat. Heels.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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