P.S. I can't hear my feet
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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