I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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