her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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