Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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