My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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