At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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