I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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