just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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