I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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