Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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