What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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