I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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