You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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