either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I need to sanitize my soul.
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Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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