i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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