Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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