You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
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He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize