She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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