Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Farmville is her only friend.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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