Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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