GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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