I feel great
I just peed on a car
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
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Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
These tits shall not be calmed
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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