Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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