I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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