Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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