If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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