Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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