you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
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i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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