I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Someone came in the potted fern
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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