i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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