So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
smell my finger.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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