Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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