i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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