we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
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