I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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