i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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