This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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