you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?