on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
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Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character