D3 body, D1 cock
kristin has been a bad kristin
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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