that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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