We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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