I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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