i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
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You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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