So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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