nut hugger
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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