yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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