I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend