apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.