it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.