i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He passed out mid-signature
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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