no. you can't hotbox the world.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.